Funny pictures of MMM crashing

Tips to a happier life

- Being always thankful
-Actively pursue your goals
-make more real good friends
-give more & dont expect much in return
-try out those things u"ve always wanted to do more often
-dont have to much desire for material stuffs and money
- love deeply,  this might be hard to find as only a few people can dive that deep into your heart to give that much joy u deserve but never build a wall around your heart no matter how much you have been hurt before - live tge the life you have always dreamed of,, anyway you can

Cristiano ronaldo & son

Check out @Cristiano's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Cristiano/status/533690924707348481?s=09

How to get what you desire!

Do you keep having near success syndrome, you dream, hope and plan how happy you'll be at the end of an endeavor. And everytime something just comes along and destroys that picture in your head from ever surfacing into reality, causing you immense internal sadness & emptiness.
Herein lies a solution i'v designed over the years to always help me get things i desire or still stay happy>
TAKE CHARGE! YOUR LIFE
NEVER SIT AROUND & WAIT FOR THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOU OR SOMEONE TO NOTICE YOU & GIVE YOU APPROVAL. NO!
GET MAD!
GET ANGRY!
TELL YOURSELF 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL& I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
always BE PREPARED
BE REALISTIC
DREAM LESS
EXPECT NOTHING
WORD HARD, not just hard , put your blood to it
PLEASE NOBODY
DONT GIVE A DAMN
STAY COLD
LIVE FOR THE MOMENT!
SCREW THE FUTURE
CHANGE EVERYTHING, EVERYTIME.
KEEP PUSHING FORWARD AGAINST YOUR FEARS& DOUBTS.
& mostly importantly inorder to still stay happy even after a supposed downfall..learn to DETACH YOUR EMOTIONS & ONLY LISTEN TO ONLY WHAT YOU'LL LIKE TO HEAR. just because something needs to be said doesn't mean it has to be heard.

funny joke to tell a girl

there was a man being delivered of his evil spirits. the preacher was like
" I command every spirit of failure & backwardness out"
"every spirit of poverty and sickness to get out"
next was " every spirit of Sex and partying to vanish". the man quicky stopped the preacher saying
"please sir I still need that one,  please put it back"...

easiest way to overcome daily depression

Do you keep planning your imaginations every blink of your eye and keep on looking forward to them all the time but you never get to experience these dreams & such disappointment tags along with immense daily depression..just do what I learnt to do.
1. Be spontaneous ie. just say things and do things as it comes to your head..you'l be surprised as well as others how much originality & well structured your actions or words are..
2. Never overthink anything..even when the performance is so far into the future..do what I do' just say fuck that!..everytime you are tempted to overthink.
3. take matters into your hands and quit dreaming..so long as its a situation with no permanent lockdown..just find a substitute and feel good doing it...eg. I use to hurt over not winning a scholarship that every other friend of mine have. but I decided one day that I'm done being sad. got myself a job & though less pay but I didn't give a damn about the news of losing anymore.
4. stop existing and start living your life...it is really short...
5. dont compromise your reality to show off any self-righteousness ..being called "nice, decent or a person with no problem " is very pretty lame.
6. love

Guaranteed way to get more twitter followers

Do you have less than a 100 followers on twitter?
 Here is a real tip on how to get at least 100 people that would follow you back.

1. find someone who is following as many people as the number of followers, that is because they all followed back and so they would most likely follow you back. eg. here is my account www.twitter.com/charlzfranklino . i am following more people than the number of people following me.
2. click the persons followers and just follower as many as 100 or more without a second thought.( Dont be picky)
3. be sure to make reasonable tweets or pictures or jokes so that when the people you've followed check out your profile they ll know its still an active account and they ll follow back
4. after some couple of days just go to your following and simply unfollow those that didnt follow you back. (works better if you are using a good browser or twitter application.
5. follow @charlzfranklino .I'll follow back
6. goodluck